When you look around the office, we all of have a little bit of geekiness that comes out in our choice of decorations and gadgets that adorn our workspace. Most of us settle for a bobbing bird that will drink tirelessly from a glass of water, or a tiny rock garden, equipped with a rake, to relieve the stress of watching that silly bird. No matter where you earn a living, I am betting that one co-worker stands out by having crossed the line and compiled a collection of the geekiest office gadgets imaginable.

At first sight, some of these items appear to have a good use, such as the UV Disinfectant wand. Before you log on to begin your quest for what seems harmless and well, darn right practical, take a look around the rest of the cubicle. If you see any sign of a Darth Vader wall clock, an X-wing fighter mouse, or God forbid, a PC in the shape of the Millennium Falcon, you might settle on a nice box of clorox wipes to keep the germs at bay.

When you are heading to the copy machine, because you really cannot figure out how to route that file through he maze of servers to the right printer/collator, and are taken in by the sound of your favorite music video, do not panic. By now you are able to take a short peak at the fantastic wrist watch your co worker is wearing. If you are lucky, and can keep from running off to buy your own, surely the next video you see will have either Captain Kirk or Bart Simpson prominently featured. If you can take your eyes away from Bart for a minute, you will catch a glimpse of a Dungeons and Dragons screen saver. As you peer around, there will certainly be an extremely complex cell phone tucked into a bean bag phone holder. No doubt there is a bluetooth connection to a prominent earpiece that looks like it tune in the space shuttle on a clear night. Be sure not to mention that or you may lose an hour hearing just how cool that would be, even though NASA TV has a prime spot on the PC desktop.

Since your project is now too late to be presented at the noon meeting, only one thing to do and that is jump on a video call to the higher ups and try to explain. You slump into the first open chair and are ready to explain your heart out when you are completely taken aback by the animal lovers web cam.
This is the point at which you realize that all hope is lost. You now know that you are about to go over to the dark side.

Imagine the look on their faces as you sit at your desk wearing a smile and calmly placing your wasted report into your brand new R2D2 trash receptacle. They smile broadly as you aim your wireless rocket launcher towards the unsuspecting mail boy and have a direct hit on the pocket protector. Life is good!

Brighten up the office day with useful and uplifting gadgets to place around your work area. After intensely researching my eyes are blood shot and brain is fried but at last the job is complete bringing to you the top 10 really cool office gadgets!

•No one understands why mouse cords made so long but that they cause extreme irritation. Everything gets tangled. Work is interrupted by detangling over and over again. Instead of ripping the mouse cord right out of socket get the cute Mr P to eliminate this problem. Simply wrap that cord around Mr. P and the problem is solved.

•A Mini Flip Flap will calm nerves giving a relaxing atmosphere. The Mini FF is a small plant which sits on your desk and is affected by the sun’s energy. When touched by the sun the plant’s peddles move.

•How about bringing your pets to work. The Aquarium USB is a small fish tank that function as a USB. When using the USB, every click, nourishes and takes cae of the fish. Be bored no more while sitting in front of the computer. Show kindness and love to your babies at work.

•Car Radio Control USB is another amusing way to stop a boring work day. The car charges in its garage when while connected. PC control your car wherever, this USB is way too cool.

•The Retro Vacuum USB will keep the desk nice and clean after a long day at work.

•Otherwise, keep your thirst down with the Fridge USB. Keep a nice fresh Coca Cola Light in the Fridge and be thirsty no more.

•Should you be worried that the boss will catch you browsing the web, not related to work at all, get the Panic USB. Hit the Panic button in any emergency cases and the screen goes blank!

•Made some enemies at work? Or maybe just shoot around with a friend or two. The Launch Missiles USB gives you three chances to hit a target! Just not when the boss is looking.

•Does work bring out the devil in you? Then bring the Devil with there and leave him on the desk, he magnetizes paperclips to his body and sits on a tray that accumulates more paperclips. Make use out of the devil.

•Number one gadget is Dead Fred. Everyone gets frustrated at work and needs to release steam. Stop taking it out on the nerdy filing girl, get a Dead Fred now. It’s a little red squashy man that lies on your desk. When you’re finished using a pen, just stab it in!